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THE RUTHVEN CUP

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Welcome, golfer! You have reached the official home page of The Ruthven Cup, the family's annual Stableford championship, played every year since 2019 on the finest fairways Scotland has to offer. Pour yourself a wee dram, and enjoy the site.
⛳ 8 YEARS CONTESTED ⛳ 15 GOLFERS IN 2026 ⛳ 20 PTS WINNING ROUND ⛳
A typical Ruthven Cup night out
🎉 A typical Ruthven Cup night out 🎉
🏆 The Honours Board

8 years,
etched into Ruthven history.

⛳ Every champion since 2019
YearChampionVenue
2026 Aidan Ruthven (reigning champion) Cambridge Country Club
2025 Craig Dugan Gullane
2024 Patrick Ruthven Edzell
2023 Aidan Ruthven Ratho Park
2022 Patrick Ruthven Babertongc
2021 Aidan Ruthven Cupar
2020 Chris Ruthven Drumoig
2019 Patrick Ruthven (inaugural champion) Carrick Knowe
⛳ The Field — 2026

Family, friends,
and rivals.

This year's line-up. See the full roster for everyone who's ever titted it up.

Headshot of Rich Sinclair
🏆 Rich Sinclair 1× champion · Guest · Since 2026
Headshot of Aidan Ruthven
🏆 Aidan Ruthven 3× champion · Family · Since 2019
Headshot of Nicholas Ruthven
⛳ Nicholas Ruthven Family · Since 2019
Headshot of Rich Coggin
⛳ Rich Coggin Guest · Since 2026
Headshot of Patrick Ruthven
🏆 Patrick Ruthven 3× champion · Family · Since 2019
→ All players & bios
🚩 The Trophies

Two prizes,
one Cup, one very sore arse.

The Ruthven Cup Tankard

The Tankard

The Ruthven families prestigous Cup. Engraved each year with the winner's name, next year Nicholas, next year...

The Phallus Trophy

The Phallus Trophy

The best of the rest. "The big one" Coveted, feared, seen more action that Elton John's dildo. Ensure bleached and microwaved for 30 minutes before receiving

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